I made some fake Forbes Apple headlines:

“Apple just gave millions of iPhone users a reason to get a hot coffee enema”


“Apple confirms this nasty surprise - your stepmother is coming to visit.”


“New Apple leak reveals stunning stun gun.”


“Apple’s new sex toy will ‘Fuck bitches, make money’ and launch in 2023, analyst says.”


“Apple issues serious new iPhone warning - Your selfies are not instagram-worthy, Keisha.”


“Forget the new Macbook, Apple has something better- Jesus.”