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i mean tbf H̶̨͍͉̙̱̾̆̐̽Ḛ̶͋͊̋̒͘ ̵̗̜̜͙̹̤̖̗̙̯͍̇̔̏́͊̂̈́́̔̀͗͒͝C̵̡͇͙͖̮̋̐͂͑̏̈̋̉̐̏̀̑͗̊́Ǫ̴̨̩͇̩̓͛̀̓̐̔̋̅̚͝M̷̯͖͓̪̟̮͙͇̥̼͔͑͒́̎͗̐̈́͊̈́̏͐̐E̷̠̪̘͑̓́̃S̸̙̠̗͔̳͈͓͙͖̩̹̜̊͂̆̅͑̔̀͛̕͜͝ͅ seems like a pretty good name for a sex toy

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Kangy is back in school!! But he's been busy so just a lil nap.... on the tail.... will be fine zzz...

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What if we put Professor Oak's head on top of a bat's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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All kidding aside, Facebook is the modern equivalent of Big Tobacco conducting research on their product, finding it harms people, and nevertheless asking "how do we get people to use this more?"

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One night my light laid wait, one night a nightfall sang.

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excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss the greatness of puppy paw pads?

awoo

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When Discord first started becoming popular: “Wow this is so much better than bloated, overly monetised Skype!”

Now: “Sure, it’s too bloated to have meaningful chat conversations but uhh… it’s still better than Skype. Right?” *spends $10 to upload an 8mb file*

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